Top 10 Reasons Players Want To Be Traded To The Pistons

10. You know ahead of time you can plan family vacations just before the Finals. 

 

9.   You will never have the most technical fouls on the team.

 

8.   You get to hang out at a Palace with a guy named Prince.

 

7.   Great chance of attending a victory parade next year. (Google Red Wings).

 

6.  If you don’t like a coach, relax, every few years you get a new one.

 

5    Where else can you refuse a coaches order to go into a game and get away with it. 

 

4.   There are great housing deals.

 

3.   If you’re ever accused of under-achieving, you can divert the attention to the Lions and Tigers.

 

2.   There’s no pressure to perform—a football coach drove through a Wendy’s naked and actually got promoted.

                                                                                              

1.  If you decide to look for another line of work, the Mayor’s position will be open soon.